"Baa baa, black sheep; have you any room? No sir, no sir; I'm caught firm."
"Michelle had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Michelle went that lamb was sure to go."
"Lancelot is falling down, falling down, falling down; Lancelot is falling down, my fair lady."
"All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Lance's bridle together again."
Monday was a
beautiful day, our warmest this year. I turned the ewes and lambs out on pasture for their daily dose of rich grass. For some reason, I was particularly concerned about the big coyote Brian said he saw running along our north pasture fence not too long ago; the neighbor says it's a female with pups – think "HUNGRY." After watching the sheep through the windows for awhile, I decided I could as easily keep an eye on the sheep from horseback, and went down to tack up Lance. (Rick has said he could be ridden at the walk for 15-20 minutes a day now.)
At the beginning of my ride, Benny and Jet were bopping back and forth under the gate separating their pasture from the one bordering the arena. Then Jet stopped bopping. I halted Lance to take a closer look (and a blurry photo) –
Jet was hiplocked between the gate and the post! I watched and waited, hoping he'd figure out that he could back up, but no. I sighed, dismounted, looped Lance's reins over a post, and went to rescue the silly sheep. Of course, as soon as Benny saw me, he raced to my feet and attached himself like Velcro. After disengaging Jet, I tried to evade Benny – turning back to the arena to see Lance rolling on my saddle in the sand! I raced towards him, yelling, to get him back on his feet, nearly tripping over my little white shadow. I scooped up Benny so he couldn't be trampled by human OR horse, shortened Lance's connection to the post so he wouldn't have room to roll again, and tried
again to lose a lamb. Hearing something I looked towards the arena to see Lance sitting back and struggling to get free – and felt Benny bump my leg. AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhggggggg!!! I couldn't do a thing but watch as my beautiful bridle gave way under the tremendous strain – that, and resist the powerful urge to perform animal sacrifices on the spot!
Life on a farm is NOT laid back, at . . .