Saturday, March 24, 2007

While you are waiting on shearing photos... (adapted)

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old shepherd. He told the shepherd, "I need to inspect your farm."

The old shepherd said "OK, but don't go in that field."

The Agriculture representative said, "I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old shepherd went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence and close behind was the shepherd's prize ram. The ram was madder than a nest full of hornets and gaining on the rep at every step.

The old shepherd called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

That's it for now at (ramless) . . .

2 comments:

sheperdchik said...

I'm laughing WAY too hard on that one!

Tina T-P said...

Oh, Laugh Out Loud - & I needed one, to be sure.

Did the cookies taste as good as they looked? T.